1. High Rents
"Today people are making $200 thousand a year and they can't even pay their rent, something's wrong with this picture."
2. Stinky Sewers
"I'm surprised if they don't find dead bodies down there... from last century." "I'm gonna walk with my don on my nose from now on."
5 Unappreciated Gifts
"...I bought her a case of toilet paper when she opened this box she looked stunned she was baffled; stunned; she wanted to say what do I do with it, but the gift told her what she could do with that gift..."
6 Illegal Driveways
"It's called Illegal curb cuts" "This is called urban blight"
7 Latest Rant: Pink Fire Hydrant
"To me it looks like a bidet in the middle of the street..."
8 The Kardashians
"You can train a dog in 72 days, never a husband..." "I don't get the reality of your reality."